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Dunstan Evan Dashwood.

Born August 22, 1959 to Eric and Claire (nee Marsh) Dashwood. Little brother to Daniel (Danny), graduated from Slytherin ’73.

The Dashwoods lived in a small Knockturn flat, until 1966, when Eric (a small fish in a big pond of gamblers) worked his way up to the top of the gambling circle of wizarding Britain, with both legal and illegal methods. Suddenly the money came pouring in, and the Dashwoods began to live in luxury. Dunstan and Danny, no matter what, would likely never have to work.

Danny was sorted into Slytherin, and four years later, Dunstan was sorted into Ravenclaw. Considering that the boy had only one academic talent, in Arithmancy, it was an odd placement, and Dunstan never quite fit in amongst his studious hard working housemates - though he did find compatriots with Benedict Bradshaw and Libby Turpin. Danny worked hard and rose in the ranks of the Daily Prophet, until Jocasta Macnair took control of it and he lost his job for not portraying the Death Eaters correctly. He now works at the Anthem.

Dunstan left Hogwarts in early February of his seventh year after finally being caught for one of myriad acts of violence he'd committed over the years - this time against Alice Branstone - and presented with the option to stay and be constantly monitored, or go. He chose to keep his privacy, and now lives in the Dashwood Mansion in London working for his father.

There’s no going around it: the most important thing to Dunstan Dashwood is sex. His great talent lies in the manipulation necessary to coerce even the most prudish to his whims, and he’s had a great success rate. Even before such concepts were apparent to him, he found that people enjoyed hearing pretty lies over the truth, particularly females. Many a girl was presented with a flower and a compliment by a young Dunstan Dashwood during that stage.

Fancies himself a rival of Durin Macnair, exboyfriend to Naomi Goldstein, friend-with-benefits to Libby Turpin.

Some lie about who they love
Some lie about the truth
Some lie to save their lives
Some lie about their youth

Some lie about age and beauty
The conquest of sex
Most lie about the night before
A woman lies for a party dress
Elton John, “Lies.”

Charismatic, charming, a born leader. A great shag snog. Very good-looking, if he may say so himself. Will say anything to get what he wants. An excellent actor. Liked by all those who don't know him. An ego the size of a hippogriff (to say the least). Needs to be the center of attention. Stubborn.

Come on ladies, you know you want him. Uh-huh.

I am not Dunstan Dashwood, as he doesn't necessarily exist - even in JK Rowling's world, which we... have fun with at leviosarpg. He was created by tabellae. Nor am I Paul Walker, no matter what roseanna says. In fact, my journal is here.

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